Dear Santa

Bacon Perfume

http://www.thestar.com/life/2011/04/12/new_cologne_has_alluring_scent_of__bacon.html

Pizza Perfume

http://www.nstperfume.com/2013/11/14/demeter-pizza-new-fragrance/

Crayon Perfume

http://www.nstperfume.com/2007/07/22/demeter-crayon-new-fragrance/


The I could go on a diet and just sniff my wrists when I'm hungry

Burlesque portraits

Not really sure if I want to wear the costume or be the photographer, but these certainly win my vote for portraiture and originality...

Burlesque Portraits