The Fireman

A firefighter was working on his station's engine outside when he

noticed a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders

hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet, and the wagon was

being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter said with admiration.

"Thanks" the girl said. The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed

the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar, and also to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner," the fire fighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig,

but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."